100 Escape The Fate quotes

100 memorable quotes from Escape The Fate! (both of them)


01. Warp Tour should be named "Dirty, Drunk Tour." because I'm dirty and drunk right now! PERIOD. End of sentence!
-Max Green

02. Interviewer: What would you say are fashion DOs and DON'Ts when on Warp Tour?
    Robert: Don't f***in' wear f***in' Daisy Duke's cut-off shorts.

03. Craig: I'm about to tear your answer apart.
    Robert: Do it.
    Craig: I hate it when people say like "oh, it was about three years ago" like, who remembers?!

04. Robert just says the F-word after every other word he says to make it sound like he's being intellectual, and knows what he's talking about.
-Craig Mabbitt

05. Craig: Look who it is!
    Max: -jumps in- I thought you were doin' this one! What's goin' on, Buzznet? What's happenin'?
    Craig: I thought you were gonna miss another one.
    Max: Miss another one? I've been here all day, son!

06. Kid: Haha! F*** Escape The Fate!
    Ronnie: You know what? That's the last thing you're ever gonna say, Panda Boy.
    Kid: I'm dressed like Escape The Fate.
    Ronnie: Yeah, you are. Later. See you in Hell! Hey, where's your camera guy at?

07. 3Oh!3, S-my-D. There we go.
-Max Green

08. Robert: Every time Max walks into a room it plays: 'it's a small world after all..'
    Max: Robert likes to think I'm extremely short, 'cause he's a little bit taller than I am. By the way, he get all his quotes from fresh Prince Of Bel Air.
   Robert: Why don't you stand on a chair and say that to my face?
   Max: I guarantee you Will Smith said that in an episode. Look it up!

09. Steve (I Am Ghost): It's the last day of the Epitaph Tour and we're all very sad. It feels like the last day of high school.
    Max: -Walks over- You talking shit?
    Steve: No! I said it felt like the last day of high school.
    Max: .... yeah kinda.

10. Interviewer (Ben Peterson from Sing It Loud): What do you think Chuck Norris would say to Brokencyde?
    ETF: *Giggle*
    Robert: I've never really heard Brokencyde.
    Max: Nobody likes them! *whiny voice* -taking interviewer's shoulders-
    Interviewer: I didn't say anything!
    Max: You said it without saying it. It's okay.
    Craig: Brokencyde needs to BrokenHIDE!

11. Ronnie: He actually drove through Hell..
     Max: To pick us up!
     Ronnie: Yeah. My dad.. is.. the devil.. yeah.

12. I'm filming myself being filmed my Buzznet.
-Robert Ortiz

13. "The craziest thing that happened to me, was that someone else had a poo-stain."
-Craig Mabbitt

14. We never know who that guy is. At any time. He's so mysterious. He's like the Mick Mars of our band, man. That guy just goes.
-Max Green, referring to Bryan Money.

15. Fans: Max! We love you!
    Max: Hi! -waits until they leave- ... Tss. Y'know. Everyday life.

16. It's always the same episode of Family Guy, but it's the commercial on that show, of the wacky waving arms tube man.
-Craig Mabbitt

17. I'm gonna blackmail Max till the day he dies.
-Robert Ortiz

18. Fan: --and we live like three hours away..
     Ronnie: All right, just listen. You don't have to lie about it, you didn't bring tickets, well you don't have tickets..
     Fan: No, we really did.
     Ronnie: Sneak in, just sneak in right now.
     Fan: I'm not sneaking in! It's not funny! I don't know what to do. I was wondering if you guys could help me out.
     Ronnie: Just go in right now and hide. Right in there. Like go in right now and hide.

19. Max: It kinda reminds me of a wrestler!
     Omar: -Laughs- I've had just about enough of you.

20. When I'm on tour, what helps to keep me in shape: Lunchables. Whole wheat crackers, processed turkey, and what they like to call "cheese".
-Max Green

21. I have this awesome tribal band! And yeah, I regret it.
-Omar Espinoza

22. Ronnie: This little f***er was sleeping, when we're supposed to be on stage in two minutes! He was sleeping! -laughs-
    Omar: Yeah.. I'm ready.

23. We almost got kicked off the stage, but whatever, we got to play.
-Omar Espinoza

24. Omar: Isn't it that place where you can be like: Hey, vote, then they vote and you win?
     Robert: Here's the thing, Omar, none of them have computers.
     Omar: ... then just make a million e-mail addresses.

25. No, Jerry! You got fat again!
-Bryan Money

26. There is no song called 'Look Your Best' by Escape The Fate.
-Robert Ortiz

27. He thinks I'm going home with my girlfriend but I'm gonna hide in the bus and stab him, in his bunk, from underneath!
-Max Green

28. Interviewer: Speaking of video games do you play Guitar Hero?
     Omar: Yep.
     Interviewer: So are you on medium or hard?
     Omar: Um, expert.

29. Max: It would be my DICK dude!
     ETF: *LULZ*
     Robert: Dude, I love your dick!

30. And that's why we have buttafaces. When everything's good, but-a-face.
-Max Green

-31. Bryan: I'd have to say in a few weeks, my arms. Give 'em a few weeks.
      Max: Bryan's been workin' out. He's doing the 300 spartan workout.

32. Max: I have this lucky rock I carry around.
    Ronnie: Isn't it cute?

33. And that is the bus! This is rock n roll central, baby. If you ain't first, you're last. It's a little inside in the world of Escape The Fate and I Am Ghost on Big Red, and I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. This is the diary of Escape The Fate; you think you know, but you have no idea. Okay, now get out of my house!
-Max Green

34. I'll eat anything. I have an eating disorder. I love all food.
-Robert Ortiz

35. Things that I've seen said is like these stories and quizzes online, where's it's super in depth like a novel or something. Like, it's about me being at their house and eating cheese puffs with them or kissing them on Christmas or something. That really freaks me out.
-Craig Mabbitt

36. Well, my favorite color is red. Red... jolly, bright red.
-Bryan Money

37. Oh, sorry, I forgot you're not allowed to swear on um.. TV. Usually.
-Omar Espinoza

38. I gave him this amulet, and ever since, he's had nothing but bad luck. It's great. I dipped it in the blood of Satan.
-Ronnie Radke

39. Little, English boys don't do it for me. Sorry.
-Max Green

40. I exude manliness.
-Robert Ortiz

41. What Jay doesn't know is, while he's looking in the mirror, I'm gonna splash his whole body with ice.
-Ronnie Radke

42. Max: I wore this at Nick's house.
Ronnie: He wasn't there.
Max: ...Shit.

43. Craig: I'd honestly be lime green. It's one of my favorite colors.
     Max: I'd be f***ing black dude! Nah, I wouldn't be black.
     Craig: Blood red. *raspy voice*
     Max: Probably blue 'cause it's easy on the eyes. Maybe. Maybe purple.
     Craig: That's about as gay as what I just said.
     Max: Yeah, pretty much.

44. Ronnie: Max, could you please draw a penis for me on the board?
     Max: Yes, Mr. Radke.

45. I know which color I wouldn't want to be. I wouldn't want to be orange or red-orange. I don't want to be the ginger of the crayon box.
-Robert Ortiz

46. Interviewer: Some guys kiss before a show. Ish. What do you guys do?
     Max: This is what I do. I go to the hotel room, stay up all night, pissed off watching everyone else sleep. Be mad 'cause I couldn't sleep because we were in London and I was still in Vegas time. Be so angry, get to the venue, everyone would wake up, grab something to eat--
     Robert: -Comes in, singing- Put your hands in the air, and wave 'cause you just don't care, when you're not wearing underwear, just walk up those f***in' stairs! What up?
    Max: And I have to deal with that right before I go onstage. Living hell everyday, dude.

47. I love Warp Tour. It's like a giant summer band camp.
-Craig Mabbitt

48. Interviewer: Where would you want to go?
Craig&Max: Japan.
Interviewer: And where wouldn't you want to go?
Craig: Afghanistan.

49. Michael Jackson turned into a f***ing transformer, kills everybody, best video ever. I can't even talk about it anymore! -leaves-
-Max Green

50. I'm actually really good at f***ing soccer. I'm also a little drunk right now.
-Max Green

51. Reality shows piss me off.
-Robert Ortiz

52. Craig: Say hi to the camera, Maxxie-poo.
    Max: What up, camera?

53. You will attract all the Hispanic women in America, dude.
-Craig Mabbitt

54. Interviewer: I'm gonna give you guys a word, and you're going to say the first word that comes to mind. Here we go: Interviews.
     Max: Shit. Oh! F***!

55. I don't know why we were called the "Mini Terror Twins" until I woke up in a hotel room where it smelled like wheat bread and condoms.
-Ronnie Radke

56. I got naked. I can't say anything else because it's really bad, but you can imagine.
-Ronnie Radke

57. Well, we want to be on top. Obviously.
-Omar Espinoza

58. Interviewer: Any celebrity crushes?
     Robert: Meghan Fox, all the way.
     Max: She's not even that hot, dude..

59. That's.. my favorite song!
-Drunk Ronnie Radke

60. That Evanescence chick, I don't know her name.. Amy Lee!
-Bryan Money

61. Get. The. F***. Out of here, man.
-Robert Ortiz

62. Hey, we are Escape The Fate. My name's Ronnie, I sing in the band, and I scream in the band and.. that's about all I do.
-Ronnie Radke

63. He came out of the f***ing ground! Like out of nowhere!!
-Max Green

64. I play bass, look good, and scream backup. Yeah!
-Max Green

65. At the Superbowl. I know, right? ~Make a change~! That's my favorite song.
-Bryan Money

66. Robert: We are about to get really famous..
    Max: Or not.. Billy Ray Cyrus is gonna come kill me, for callin' his daughter a tramp.

67. Are we supposed to look this good?
-Ronnie Radke

68. Then Ronnie told us about the supposed legend, Robert.
-Bryan Money

69. I scream backup when I'm waiting for my cue.
-Omar Espinoza

70. What is the GO, man? What's the go?!
-Craig Mabbitt

71. I wanna tear that question down. You said 'pacific' instead of 'specific'. Shut down.
-Robert Ortiz

72. Then we'd be beside each other in the crayon box. Mm!
-Max Green

73. Thriller made me obsessed with zombies since I was born, basically.
-Robert Ortiz

74. A bird literally shit on my head.
-Ronnie Radke

75. Craig: How do you feel about this? And me having to film stuff?
    Max: .... get that camera out of my face.

76. Picture like, the battles of Hell and the goth of mankind in the center of the universe, shredding Dirty Dick Tour 2007. Yeah, none of that made sense but it's okay.
-Ronnie Radke

77. I was voted prettiest girl on this whole tour. I dunno.
-Max Green

78. We're gonna see how much trouble we can get into, in one day!
-Ronnie Radke   

79. Thank you, Max. See? Max knows how to clue in.
-Robert Ortiz

80. As soon as I get a car.. this is goin' on it!
-Max Green

81. They're telling me to tape stuff but I don't know what to tape.
-Craig Mabbitt

82. I needed to spice up this interview! Figured I was already naked on here..
-Max Green

83. Bryan: I'm kind of a butt guy.
     Robert: Yeaaaaah, a big ol' behind. Slap me some BBQ sauce on that, I feel ya!

84. I have everything that fans have ever given us at my parent's house.
-Robert Ortiz

85. Like you know, moms who were in love with Slash.. and want to re-live their youth. "My daughter really loves you but.. I love you more.."
-Robert Ortiz

86. Max: I used to burn crayons under a light bulb.
    Robert: ... Max, I'm glad you picked up the bass and put down the crayons, dude.

87. Craig: Robert would have to be the most manliest.
      Bryan: ... what?!
      Craig: He just reminds me of a rock.

89. Those guys are not the innocent little Disney characters they put on. Just tellin' ya.
-Max Green (referring to Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus.)

90. Come on it's my f***in' Buzznet interview!
-Ronnie Radke

91. Robert: I liked touring with Underoath, their performances were never boring, and I also liked the fact that they play Halo. I always beat them but it was still fun.
     Max: You're not better than any of us, Robert.
     Robert: I am the best in the band!
     Craig: No, I am the best in the band.

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-Max Green

93. Congratulations! You're not dead yet.
-Max Green

94. Saskia: Look what he did to me! -shoes bruises-
     Max: I didn't do that. She fell down the stairs. You fell down the stairs.

95. We're Escape The Fate, from Las Vegas, Nevada. I think that's a very good thing. It's very exciting.
-Ronnie Radke

96. Ronnie: Hey guys, let's go to Starbucks.
      Robert: Uh, okay.
      Ronnie: Yeah, now.

97. So me and Ronnie've got this bet going on, who can go the longest without showering. It's been two days.
-Max Green

98. Plus, two days of driving so that's four days!
-Omar Espinoza

99. We're not takin' a bus this year, we're taking a castle.
-Robert Ortiz

100. Will you be her boyfriend for right now?
-Craig Mabbitt